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    Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?
    Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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    A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
    The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
    The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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    The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip ****ies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”


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    • #3
      w/d frind
      good

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      • #4
        hhh thanx fridyyyyyyyyyyyy

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        • #5
          Hahaha... Very nice set of jokes. You deserve your username.

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          • #6
            Thank you Sir, ysabelmilby
            This is nice of you

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