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  • Some jokers with our teatcher

    Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?George replied: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

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    Teacher: Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?
    Student: A heart attack.

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    Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.
    Student: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.

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    Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
    Vincent: One dollar.
    Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic.
    Vincent: You don’t know my father.

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    Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    Sylvia: Your name on this report card.

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