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    Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
    A: You crack me up!

    Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
    A: To reach the high notes.

    Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
    A: The Food!

    Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
    A: Flying saucers!

    Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
    A: He was tired of getting picked on!

    Q: How do you get straight A's?
    A: By using a ruler!

    Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
    A: So, what's your point!

    Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
    A: Because he wanted a higher education!

    Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
    A: His keys were inside the piano!

    Q: What do elves learn in school?
    A: The elf-abet!

    Q: What did you learn in school today?
    A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

    Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
    A: Sunbeams!

    Q: What object is king of the classroom?
    A: The ruler!

    Q: When do astronauts eat?
    A: At launch time!

    Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
    A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

    Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair?
    A: E-clipse it!

    Q: What happened when the wheel was invented?
    A: It caused a revolution!

    Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
    A: Bookworms

    Q: What is the world's tallest building?
    A: The library because it has the most stories.

    Q: What vegetables to librarians like?
    A: Quiet peas.

    Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
    A: It always went back four seconds.

    Q: Why didn't the sun go to college?
    A: Because it already had a million degrees!